• One night, a drunk man is searching on the ground under a streetlight. An officer approaches and asks “What are you looking for?”

  • “My keys.”

  • They look together for a while until the officer asks, “Are you sure you dropped your keys here?”

  • The man replies, “No, over there” and points to a dark patch far from the streetlight.

  • “Why in God’s name are you looking here, then?”

  • “Because there’s no light over there.”